Monday, May 25, 2009
And the Toby Goes To...
And That's A Wrap
Wednesday, May 20, 2009
Karen, It's Got to Stop
She has long been one of my favorite authors. From the first book, I was completely hooked. I would grab the tissues before I started the book, knowing I would need them at some point. Lately, that hasn't happened. She has taken the writing of series just a little too far in my opinion. I loved the first series that told about the lives of the Baxter family. I was even overjoyed when they continued into the next series of books. When she carried them into a third, I had to say STOP IT! There is only so much I can stand. I'm happy when we leave them at the end with their little "Happily Ever After." I don't want to follow them as they age into death. I can only take so much reality in my fiction, ya know?
So, this week I picked up "This Side of Heaven," a book that has been out for awhile, but I haven't gotten around to reading it. It was a great story. Sad in places, but overall enjoyable. As I finished it this afternoon, I was thinking, "Finally, she's back to writing new stories, creating new characters and plots." Then, I read the Afterword. STOP EVERYTHING. HOLD THE PHONE. This wasn't a made up story. It was the partial story of her brother's life. What?!? No! I cannot believe this. Sad, but true. Get it? Sad, but TRUE?
Now that I've gotten that off my chest, I would like to say that she will not have a spot on my summer reading list. (Not that I've written a summer reading list yet.) When I want that much reality in my life, I'll just live it. I don't want to read it.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Mother's Day
I've slipped off to write this post because today is Mother's Day and I am absolutely refusing to clear the table, wash the dishes or fold even one tiny towel from the six loads of laundry that are currently inhabiting my couch. I'm not going to do it. No matter that I've been sick for a week and my house looks like a major tornado blew through it a few days ago. I have the right of refusal today -- and I'm refusing to clean, pick up, launder, wipe down, fold or throw away. Nope. I'm off to my scrapbook table. Right after my nap.
For your reading enjoyment, here are a few favorite thoughts from the great philosopher, Erma Bombeck.
Spend at least one Mother's Day with your prospective mother-in-law before you decide on marriage. If a man gives his mother a gift certificate for a flu shot, dump him.
I don't know why no one ever thought to paste a label on the toilet-tissue spindle giving 1-2-3 directions for replacing the tissue on it. Then everyone in the house would know what Mama knows.
Giving birth is little more than a set of muscular contractions granting passage of a child. Then the mother is born.
Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop offs at tedium and counter productivity.
I have never gone to the bathroom in my life that a small voice on the other side of the door hasn't whined, "Are you saving the bananas for anything?"Mother's words of wisdom: "Answer me! Don't talk with food in your mouth!"
Have you any idea how many children it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."
Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time.
No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there's a wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
When mothers talk about the depression of the empty nest, they're not mourning the passing of all those wet towels on the floor, or the music that numbs your teeth, or even the bottle of capless shampoo dribbling down the shower drain. They're upset because they've gone from supervisor of a child's life to a spectator. It's like being the vice president of the United States.
Happy Mother's Day!
Tuesday, May 5, 2009
Sickness and Promises
Monday, May 4, 2009
Post Birthday Post
No parent could ask for a better teenager than Katherine. She adds so much laughter and fun to our family. I love her crazy sense of humor and how she speaks in various accents. I love how her socks never match, and how she can sleep for days. She is a joy! I'm looking forward to her 18th year and all that God has planned for her.